Winning Features and my Jade 
If she wanted your attention, she would jump on the door and bark. If you were yelling at her to be quiet, she would bark one last time cuz she had to have the last word no matter what. I couldn't keep a collar on my boy dog cause as soon as I put it on him, she would drag him all over the yard, trying to rip it off of him. And she always would eventually get it off of him. Bath time - forget it. We would have to hold her and as soon as we were done, she would run straight to the dirt and roll all over it and give us a dirty look. She would look at us like we had some nerve violating her that way. Then she wouldn't talk to us for the rest of the day. She was always so full of life. I guess thats why its so hard to imagine her gone. Anyways, here's to my baby. Love you Jade......
SadnessThe Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well -when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look" "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?" "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
That's for all my photographer friends! I totally loved that! And now, here is a nice little story about an old lady.....
NO ENEMIES
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, How many of you have forgiven your enemies? 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small, elderly lady. Mrs. Neely?'; Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? I don't have any. She replied, smiling sweetly. Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? Ninety-eight. she replied. Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
Seriously, hilariousMy first stamp made for me by =0-kelley-0
Devious Comments
I was hoping you were going to do a memorial type thing for her, it's emotional but it's also a way to grieve in a constructive way and it allows us to have a connection with Jade as well, a good cry is what I needed tonight.
Thank you for sharing her story, she sounds like a little pill, they are the best, it's all about that personality. Here's to Jade, may she rest in peace.
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I May Have Been Born at Night....But it Wasn't Last Night
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That's what your mom said, before I shaved her back! ATHF
Is there some tread left on those tires, or is it just like throwing a hot dog down the hallway? Family Guy
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The weed-hacker, Vern! The weed-hacker!
Oh, and call me quick but you are also a Jen...cool. And you have been here forever, why can't I ever get those little Emoticon thingys to work right?
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I May Have Been Born at Night....But it Wasn't Last Night
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That's what your mom said, before I shaved her back! ATHF
Is there some tread left on those tires, or is it just like throwing a hot dog down the hallway? Family Guy
yeah, i'm jen too. with the emotes, are you looking at the legend and getting them from there? you have to type the : before and after, are you doing that?
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That's what your mom said, before I shaved her back! ATHF
Is there some tread left on those tires, or is it just like throwing a hot dog down the hallway? Family Guy
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I May Have Been Born at Night....But it Wasn't Last Night
I'm sure she will be just the same when you meet up with her again at the rainbow bridge.
RAINBOW BRIDGE
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigour; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
Author unknown...
I have several pets waiting there for me
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Sea Shepard Conservation Society [link]
and the Animal Protection Society in Western Australia. [link]
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That's what your mom said, before I shaved her back! ATHF
Is there some tread left on those tires, or is it just like throwing a hot dog down the hallway? Family Guy
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"The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery." Anais Nin
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